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Q&A: What Special Gifts Did Levi Bring Back as a Way of Offerings to His Republican Klan ‘O Kin?
Question by Roxann Colter: What special gifts did Levi bring back as a way of offerings to his Republican Klan 'o kin?
Is there anything Sarah can do to prevent her teeth from being ground down to stumpy stubs?
Best answer:
Answer by EddieJ
Denim jeans.
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Tags: bring, Levi, offerings, Special
He will need to bring offerings to appease Sarah as her wrath is well known as fattened calves are a bit hard to find especially after Sarah’s disastrous mismanagement of the Matanuska Maid dairy and Matanuska Creamery means there might be a shortage of cows in Alaska, so a Moose may have to do instead. Though a crate of Oxycodone might appease her wrath instead, just lucky his Mum had some kicking around in the house.
He should really tread with great care when he goes through the gates of Fort Palin – though the appropriate inscription on the gate should be
Per me si va nella citta dolente per me si va nell’eterno dolore
- Through me the way to the suffering city, Through me the way to eternal pain
per me si va tra la perduta gente `- Through me the way that runs around the lost
giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore`- Justice urged on my high artifier
facemi la divina podestate – my maker was divine authority
la soma sapienza e la primo amore -the highest wisdom, and the primal love
devante a me, non fuor cosa create – Before me, nothing but eternal things were made
sei non eterno, ed io eterno duro – and I endure eternally
lasciate ogne speranze voi qu’intrate – Abandon all hope, who enter here
But as Sarah is not exactly on the same level of education and she might not know who Dante is and she would not be able to come up with something as cool as that and I guess her understanding of middle Italian would be rather limited.
A bit too complicated so it might have something more more appropriate like
“We eat what we kill”
So he will be having to bring lots of raw meat regularly lest he become part of the Palin’s insatiable need for fresh meat.